Silver goes to the store

Previously on silver stories... Silver had no food left to eat. starving, he decided to go to the store. Now on silver stories.... "oh frick, i have nothing to drive." silver said. Then he realized, "Is that a 2002 Chevy suburban?" He ran as fast as he could, Practically breaking every law in existence. He attemped to hijack the 2002 Chevy suburban, only to realize he was getting recorded. "And here we have cardboard silver, attempting to hijack a 2002 Chevy suburban." the narrator said. Trying to make an excuse to not be recorded, Silver said, "i can't drive." then using the power of special effects, he pretended to die. Many thought he died, including his roommates. When in reality, he had just arrived at his local macy's. Now, for some odd reason, his local macy's was actually located in the sky. But with the ability to "shine bright like a diamond" he was able to teleport up to the macy’s. As soon as he opened the door, His eyes glimmered. “SONIC 2 WITH A LINE!?” He said shockingly. He ran over to the shelf, only to realize it was a box of his favorite cereal, fiddleoats. But he didn’t care, for he was eyeing the corner of the box. It said “lottery ticket in every box!” His face lit up as he grabbed the box and put it in his cart. Then he noticed an amogus and some blue haired kid were stock pilling on old vines. They stared at silver for a moment, then said “Oh, so your a gamer? Name every game.” Silver then said “Poggers” then ran away. He ran so fast he left the super market and went home. Will silver win the lottery? Find out next time on... SILVER STORIES!